THE COMPLAINING HUSBAND
A husband complaining and make a wish... Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard, ..... meantime my wife stays at home. I would give anything if you would grant me one wish "switch me into my wife". She's got it easy at home. I want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is.
As God was listening he felt sorry for this soul and granted his wish.
Next morning the "new woman" wakes up at dawn, makes lunch boxes, prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for school, puts a load of clothes in the washer, takes the meat out of the freezer, drives the kids to school;
On his way back stops at the gas station, goes to the bank to cash a cheque, pays the electricity and phone bills, picks up the husbands clothes from the cleaners, and quickly goes to the market.
It was 1:00 p.m. already; he made the beds, took the clothes out of the washer and put another load in; he vacuumed the house, made some rice, washed the breakfast dishes, went to pick up the kids from school and had an argument with the kids on the way home. Dropped one off at ballet, one at soccer practice, and one at swimming lessons and then went back and picked them all up again.
As soon as he got home he fed the kids, washed another load of dirty dishes; hung the damp clothes he had washed on the chairs because it was raining outside. He helped the kids with their homework, watched some TV while he ironed some clothes; prepared dinner, gave the kids a bath and put them to sleep. At 9:00 p.m. he was so tired he went to bed. Of course there was some more duties from the husband and somehow he managed them also and finally fell asleep.
The next morning he prays to God once again: Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I asked you to grant my wish, I can't take it anymore. I beg you please switch me back to myself, please oh please.
Then he hears God's voice speaking to him, saying: Dear son, of course I'll switch you back into yourself, but there's one minor detail, .......you'll have to wait 9 months...... ...... last night you got pregnant!
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Crita di atas mungkin banyak orang udah baca, udah pernah denger juga... rada aneh menurut gue ketika pertama kali baca, tp kmd mikir juga... kayaknya jadi perempuan emang lebih enak yaa, biarpun se-repot deskripsi di atas... blom lagee kalo kayak mami-nya temen gue, yg kebetulan emang si om orangnya pernah trauma kecelakaan jadi gak pernah nyetir mobil sendiri jadi si tante yg jadi supir *anter - jemput suami ke kantor*... genteng bocor? whuuaa ternyata si tante juga yg naik ke atap betulin genteng... tp apakah dgn dmk hidup si om jadi enak2 gitu krn punya istri yg serba bisa, ya tentu saja tidak lah, kan yg kerja cari duit juga si om... jadi seimbang kehidupan rumah tangga mereka tho, yg cari nafkah adl suami, sdgk istri membereskan segala macam urusan rumah tangga include jadi supir pribadi yg selalu dilakukannya dengan gembira selama bertaon-taon plus gak pernah bosen...

Pernah seorang temen cewe protes, katanya pemikiranku terlalu sederhana, as like soal seorang istri yg nurut aja apa kata suaminya... salah paham ttg diriku rupanya dia, krn pendapatku adl :lha ya gak semua-nya diikutin donk, kalo bener yaa pasti sbg istri kita manut aja tp kalo salah ya pasti protes juga... *ha ha ha terlalu dini gak seh ngomong gini di blog... nti ada yg nyangka gue mo merit lg* tp laen lagi pendapat seorang temen cowo ttg 2 type cewe yaitu yg pertama punya type manut itu n type yg kedua adl bisa diajak tukar pikiran... tp blom pernah survey dia berapa banyak cewe dgn type-nya masing2 itu krn baru 1 x pernah pacaran sama cewe yg ikut aja dia punya pendapat...

Laen lagi crita temen, yg peka bgt masalah gini ;p ketika istri sibuk di dapur, suami pulang kerja trus maen sama anaknya yg umurnya 1 taon, ehh tau2 si anak ngompol... si suami tereak2 panggil istrinya n suruh ganti celana si anak... kontan temen gue yg satu ini protes2 : lha knapa bukannya elu sendiri yg ganti celana anak elu? kan lebih cepet...

My bro, Wawan... skrg kan cuma hidup berdua sama Untung di rumah mereka, gak punya pembantu *luckily, they have me... so I have made the house tidy a few years ago*... kalo skrg seh ya mereka sendiri, but sometime pacarnya suka bantu2 beres2 rumah... apa pendapat-nya tentang ini, katanya seh gak mau bikin cewe-nya repot tp kan cewe itu sendiri yg punya mau... of course lah, ce mana seh yg tahan liat rumah berantakan :( paling gak yg rapiin dikit... skrg gantian cie2 neh yg kasi tau : udah punya cewe baek n rajin gitu harus disayang lo yaa, inget jgn nyakitin hati ato menyia-nyiakan anak orang...

So, in this life... emang tiap orang udah punya porsi-nya sendiri2, berbahagialah dengan apa yg kau dapat ^__^ spt yg dulu gue alami that this life's so struggle, but i'm survive... Tuhan adil kog, udah kasi bagian kehidupan masing2 buat tiap2 orang, ada sisi enaknya n ada pula sisi yg gak enak tp merupakan pelajaran yg berharga... lakukanlah segala pekerjaan-mu dengan gembira :) tp terkadang emang harus saling berbagi atau saling menolong ya, biar lebih seimbang n gak pengen berubah posisi menjadi pasangan kita layaknya cerita di atas... huehuehue, can't imagine !